Since we don't do anything normal, we won't publish a Terms of Service in Swahili, so let's boil it down:

This text is subject to change and should be revisited every now and then.

Our systems are designed to protect itself against things we don't want you to do, like overloading sub-systems.
So the simple rule is: If you can do it, you are allowed to do it.
We keep the right though to temporarily or permanently ban misbehaving ips and or accounts.

If we fail to maintain a certain uptime per day, we will extend all current paid subscriptions by the days the site wasn't useable.

We do not cooperate based on DMCA notices.
Submitting a DMCA notice to a search engine or provider will result in making the videos associated to that profile stay online forever.